The Fischer Fontaine Band
Music from The Fischer Fontaine Band
The Fischer Fontaine Band started in 1992 with Lars Fischer & Louie Fontaine joining forces.
The band started as regular band , but even in the beginning the shows started to have teatrical element with custumes and other gadgets on stage.
The first songs records was That Music Is Holy & Tobacco Inc, which shows that this band was to become a theatrical Rock Band.
In 1993 Fischer Fontaine Band with support from the Danish Rock Counsil were chosen to represent Denmark as one of their new upcoming bands.
Mr Silver I’m Here To Save The Band was released in 1993 and touring started to take place of outside of Denmarks borders.
Louie Fontaine the main writer in the band went to his Norwigian hide out, and started to write his Rock musical Murder Before Justice which would become the trademark of the band in years to come.
The show started to take form in 1994-1995, hundred of shows were proformed in especially Holland, Denmark & Latvia with huge success. Even without having a record out, the band did not have problems getting shows enough.
The band members changed through out the years, but the core of the band stayed intacts to the end.
EARLIER RECORDED MATERIAL
Lars Fischer : vocals 1992-1998
Louie Fontaine: Bas ,Vocals 1992-1998
Nicolaj Josvassen: Hammond 1993-1998
Jonas Molteleth: Guitars 1995-1998
Kaspar Winther: Drums 1992-1993, 1995-1998
Ralph Abu O’Reilly:Prison Guard 1992-1998
Ytte: Sherif 1995-1998
Bill Fandango: Mr Silver 1997-1998
Jacob Munk: Tuba/Trombone 1998
Kaspar Hansen:Prison Fellows 1998
Henrik Madsen:Prison Fellows 1998
Xenia: Choir 1994-1995
Caroline : Choir 1994-1995
Niels Ronsholt: Guitar 1993-1995
Rasmus Banke: Drums+ Sherif 1993-1995
Henrik Bjerg: Mr Silver 1993-1995
Martin Munch: Mr Silver 1993
Henrik madsen (Hellman): Guitar 1995
Esben Lerkenes : Mr Silver 1995
Anders Banke: Hammond 1994
The last concert was performed at the opening of the venue VEGA in Copenhagen in 1998 with 1000 people saying goodbye to a hard working band.
The concert was also the release of Murder Before Justice, after 5 years on the road it was finally recorded.
The concert had 30 additional actors and even more gadget than usual, a great show was over, but never forgotten by the ones who saw it.
The Show was put up again later by a drama school in year 2000, who kindly asked
Mr.Fontaine permission and to borrow some of the orginal custumes and stage probes for the show, as well as to teach the band how to play, the highly technical difficult music behind the story.
MURDER BEFORE JUSTICE CONCERT INTRODUCTION VIDEO
The towns least respected, yet most mysterious person. (its been said that he posesses supernatural powers.) He and the Sherifs daughter, the young maiden Maria are lovers through many years.
CLYDE THE KILLERTYPE:
The towns young hope. On the surface he is the courteous, successful and popular medical scholar with a golden future. But megalomania has worn down his nerves. Clyde is the cold, insensitive killer, whose innermost passion is to shred people to death.
Uncooperative, corrupt, and a dictator with a passion for his car. Unfit for any type of police work. His motto – “For one piece of gold I will arrest the lord himself, and his guardian angels for two.”
Sweetheart devoted to the mysterious Al Butcher. (against her fathers will)
She loves to cook and to let her long beautifull hair fall over Butchers chest. A lovely girl.
JUDGE FELIX FAIRTRIAL:
Ex-musician, ended up as a Judge. In spite of a massive alcohol abuse, always able to reach a decision. Has used his enormous wealth to start the following institutions: Fairtrial Prison, Fairtrial Court, Fairtrial Coal&Gold, Fairtrial Security Corp., Fairtrial Bank, Fairtrial Nuclear Power Plants.
Thirty years ago Al Butcher was turn from his lover Maria and thrown in jail, after serious accusations: A number of beastly killings of wich he knew nothing about
In reality it was Butchers rival Clyde the Killertype who was the sinner. He was madly in love with Maria and driven to posess her. He devised a plan to frame Al Butcher of his own murderous deeds. He then convinced his good friend the Sherif (who wanted to see his daughter paired with the well esteemed Clyde) that Butcher was guilty and belonged behind bars.
And so, injusticewon a quick and courteous victory for Clyde & the Sherif. Clyde however , never got Maria because she went insane when her beloved Al was locked away. Insanity owerpowered Maria with such force that she devoted her life to a delicious dish. A dish that she served Butcher as his last supper before going to prison. “This is a cheeseburger, Butchie. It tastes as good as my pussy” she said. That was the end of an intense love affair and the beginning of a nightmare.
Over the next 30 years Maria sold “The Original Cheeseburger” for her father, who crassly exploited her brilliant invention and made a fortune. Butcher got 30 years imprisonment and after having served two weeks time, he recieved a malicious letter from the Sherif telling of Marias supposed suicide and saying that he holds Al Butcher responsible.
THIRTY YEARS LATER
Will Al Butcher ever again feel Maria’s soft hair upon his chest?
Will he have the strenght defeat to this enemies?
Will Clyde and the Sherif again be able to imprison an innocent All Butcher?
...And how does Judge Felix Fairtrial feel about these affairs?
The Fischer Fontaine Band will sort out the Mystery!
THE FISCHER FONTAINE BAND (HONEYMOON IN SPACE)
MURDER BEFORE JUSTICE LYRICS
1.HONOLULU TRICKS THAT KICKS
Why did it happen? An exclusive RCN- interview with All Butcher; never broadcasted before. All Butcher’s own version of his innocent and other important details about the real killer, and his killing methods. Stay tuned!!
Butcher: “Thirty years ago, in a small religious village, a lot of people were murdered in a very brutal way. Some of the victims bodies were found, chopped into pices. (That’s right, you heard him) others they were never found!
The sherif had no suspects in this case he claimed, so e asked some of the locals to keep their eyes wide open. One of them was Clyde, a young ambitious type. He studied at the highest level at the local medical school.”
But Clyde, he had secreds like everybody else. He just happend to have some unusual ones: He liked to sneak around. To watch people through the windows. He even took pictures when his Father fucked his Mother!!!!!!
Butcher: “But what’s worse Clyde dressed as a nurse and he tortured the people to death with his nursery equipment. He had all kinds of stuff. He was a qualified killing- matchine. He even had heavy artillery, that could blow your ass around the world. And you won’t believe this, he did it ‘cause of a girl. It was the sherif’s dauther. She really turned him on.”(She really really turned him on)
Pisson Fellow: “But she already had a boy- friend, a messed up voodoo freak, who could do amazing things with his Honolulu tricks.” Both: “Clyde was pretty scared of me and so were people ‘round town.”
Butcher: “Some of them even thought that I might be the murdered.” Prison Fellow: “So Clyde he figured that he could use the situation to save his future in the nation.
He accused Buther for murder and all the bad things you’ve heard of. He claimed he’d seen him do it.I don’t believe that and I never will. That’s what he said and all the people wanted him dead’coz of the rumors that Clyde he spread they jailed him.”
2.RCN RADIO CRIME NEWS
Host: “Howdy, this is RCN, Radio Crime News, reporting live at Fairtrial Prison.”
Parker Brown: “Today live- time prisoner: Mr. Al Butcher is released after 30 years behind prison walls. Fear is in the air!!!
Out the gate hundreds of people are gathered to witness this historical release of a condemned serial- killer. And now it happens! The gate opens. I see him struggeling like a dog, with a solid iron chain around his neck.
Rotten tomatoes are falling on him like rain drops, while prison- guard Abu O’Reijly unchains him and kicks him in the butt! The atmosphere is tensed! Butcher is leaving the place.
But we will try to go inside the ol’ proson to hear what his prison- fellows think about all this!!!!
Radio Crime News live at Fairtrial Prison
“Hello, I’m Parker Brown from RCN Radio Crime News. What do you have to say about Butcher?”
Good luck Butcher! Go out and show them what you got! Don’t you dare come back here, there’s nothing here for you. Go for it, Butcher! Go say hello to the boys, tell them everything! You tell’em brother, tell’em what’s like in here. We’re fed like creatures- a cockroach is our next meal. You take care now!
Take care of your affairs. Go rule them fools! GO RULE’EM FOOLS!!!!! SET ME FREE!! He’s free! I get that sucker! He teared my life apart. Don’t show no mercy! HE’S JUST A PSYCHO- FREAK! I find this mad man and I’ll grip him by the balls! He will be screaming. He will be screaming on, on on on on and etc.
Butcher imagines his angry fist, squeezing Clyde’s tiny balls
4.NECESSARY INFORMATION 1
Axe- murder!!!! Devil- lover!!!! The demon- Duke!!!! That’s what people thought about Butcher on the outside. Sad and lonely he sure was our friend. But on this day when he turned on his Radio there was a comercial about the original cheeseburger in Sherif- street that somehow seemed familiar to our friend!
Ev’ry time I get up in the morning I’m gonna get myself a deli-snack! I want it, I want it, I need it etc. (Here comes the deli-snack) Meat, Cheese, Ketch-up and pickles, inside two pieces of bread!
6.NECESSARY INFORMATION 2
Maria: “This is a cheeseburger, Butchy. It tastes as good as my pussy!” That’s what Maria said to Butcher when he was sittin’in her father’s jailhouse 30 years ago and that’s why he things that she’s syill alive, thought her father wrote to him. Sherif: “Maria’s dead, she shot her head off my pump-gun.” Liar!!!! The truth is that Maria went insane shortly after he was jailet’coz of her burning desire for him. What a crazy Sherif to have.
My daughter killed herself the other day, I found her lying on the floor. Whit hundreds of needles in her skin and a neckles of ckicken feet. She killed herself ‘coz she learned too much from you and voodoo tricks.
8.NCESSARY INFORMATION 3
Butcher forgot all about the letter, he knew he’d been fooled by the sherif. His girl was still alive working down at the grill-store selling cheeseburgers. He couldn’t wait to get down there, he even wrote a song about that: Girls, Freedom and Burger.
9.GIRLS, FREEDOM AND BURGERS
Give me back my girls,Give me back my girls, Give me back my freedom,
Give me back my freedom, give me back my burgers, Give me back my burgers!
I want to kiss baby so much (that is what he really wants) Oh yeah!!! Hold her tight in the moonlight. I can’t wait to kiss her face, i wan’t be long (no no friend it won’t be long) I know!!! but it’s hard, when you miss one.
I’m on the edge of a nervous breakdown, I haven’t had sex for years. I want it, I need it right now!!! She’s alive, the sherif’s daughter her father lied (did he tell you that she’s died) How cruel can one be to this daughter. I will save her, ‘coz I love her (she’s not the way she was) I know but she will shange when she sees me. I’m on the edge of a nervous breakdown, I haven’t had sex for years. I want it, I need it right now!!!
Give me back my girls, Give me back my freedom, Give me beck my burgers.
10.BUTCHER GO & GET HER
The time has come I’m already there. I’m gonna meet my old girl-friend again. She’s not the way that she was, her mind is insane and she can’t talk no not a single word. But AH, I think she will change, when she sees that her baby is back!
BUTCHER GO GET HER, GO GET HER etc. SHE’S A FINE FINE, SHE’S A FINE FINE GIRL
That’s right boys, I’m really proud, she’s my girl we gonna work it all out (work it all out). I’m gonna take her out in the world and we’ll fight we’ll fight for our right. But I, Ah, I get them all. Nobody’s gonna hurt my baby again. Don’t waste no time you aint got it.
Butcher find his girlfriend alive but insane, working 24 hours a day selling her own invention, the original cheese-burger, to turists and truckdrivers for father’s benefit. The love that’s surrounding the two at their reunion is enormous. Unfortunately it can’‘t be described in words, sory. However, the impact of this reunion was strong enough to chase away the insanity from Maria’s mind. She was a new born star! She looked exactly the same as she did 30 year ago, not a single day older.”It’s because of the grease from trying pan. It preserved my hair and skin”, she explains to Butcher, “hope you like it.” Of course he did! What more can man ask for? A 50 year old woman with hair like that. What a woman! Full of joy he starts singing:
“Your father lied he told that you were dead, he should have helped his little girl instead. It’s
time to get you out before it’s too late. He really messed you up this time. Your hair is red
and greasy I must say. Your eyes are empty as far as I can say. But I can see this dusty jewe
the early sunrise of the day. What made him think that he could hide you here? Has he got
no brain at all? Well I have some to fight him here, hear the strenght of my call!!!
12.SMALL TOWN GOSSIPI gotta start all over again, soon I’ll be 50, soon I’ll be gone. Whith a life spent in jail, a life in hell, I’m a victim of a small- town gossip. It happens it happens in a world like this!!!! Where justice is something that doesn`t exist. Clyde he did it, Clyde he did it!! He got to admin it. Things like that, things like Clyde pisses me off. Leave my life alone!! I`m sick and tired. Leave my life alone!! Leave my life alone!! I gotta find my way back to mormal life again. Soon I’ll be rolling like I did once before. No matter what they’ll do no matter what they’ll say, I won’t let them get away with this. I’ve spent my life in a prison-cell, I’ve spent it everyday yhere. I almost died in this prison-cell, it was more than I could bear.
13.NECESSARY INFORMATION 4
Clyde he knew what was going on and he wanted to stop it! He would do exactly the same as he did 30 years ago… KILL SOME PEOPLE and accuse Butcher for being the murderer & of course tell his old buddy;
the sherif, ‘coz he wanted Butcher behind bars as much as Clyde did.
14.CLYDE THE KILLER TYPE
Our beloved and well respected Doctor Clyde (The Killlertype) is back on the warpath,jealous again, planning to kill.
Clyde: “You better run, Butchie, and find yourself to hide.”
My name is Clyde, I’m killertype. I kill what it takes to get him back in jail. He took my love
he made me kill. I did not mean to hurt nobody. I just want my baby back. I got weapons down in my garage enough to kill both small and large. Just like he had (Clyde you are lying again) 30 years ago. I’m gonna make it look like he did this show!!!
INDEED INDEEDY, INDEEDY I AM!!!
His name is Butcher, mine is Clyde, who believ that I’m the lillertyoe??!! (nobody my friend) Nobody you see, people they’d think. Butcher is back in business. He did the killing he’s evil himself. I admit, I might be cruel and God may not like this, I don’t like him (God bless you, Clyde you’re cruel inside) So what I’m cruel, I don’t give a damn!! I want him fried, as soon as I can.
I’M GONNA GET YOU DON’T YOU WORRY ABOUT THAT. YOU SHALL SUFFER SUFFER SUFFER
YOU’RE GOING INTO THE ELECTRICAL CHAIR, YOU SHALL FRY
Clyde:”Burn Butchie, I’m gonna feet your liver to my dog, Butchie boy”
What would you do, if someone told that I’m free, free of 30 year of betayal.
Clyde I’ll be shrewed. I’m using your mind as a tool, and I’m coming right after you.
Hey Clyde, I’m back, I’m using your mind as a bombtrack, your thoughts will never be free.
Well Clyde, you little faggot, I tell you what I do when I get, you who has put me in jail I tell you what, I’ve been obsessed with the thought of revenge, every second of your life shall be crunched.
Crazy, get fucking crazy all your words of defence ‘ll be in vain, What would you do…....16.THE HUNT
Clyde: “ Fine wheels sherif!”
Sherif: ” Government paid, pure steel.”
Clyde: ”Yeah, it’s a heavy thing alright”
Sherif: ”pure steel Clyde, pure steel!” Clyde: “There he is.Stop the car!”
Sherif: “I can’t see him, where is he??”
Clyde: ” Shoot him, down sherif!” Sherif: ” I can’t see”
Clyde: “ Shot again, shoot again”
Sherif: “ He got away, Clyde.” Clyde: “Hell”
Sherif+Clude: “ Let’s go and get him”
17.CLYDE IS BACK
Clyde: ”Butcher, save the crap! I`m tired of that and don`t try to frighten me with that woodoo shiiiet! I want Maria, I really do nobody can stop me coz; I am Clyde the Killertype.”
Sherif: “We re sorry Butch, we re really, really are, hell things they went, Both: “the way that they did!!!!”
Clyde: “I want Maria no doubt about that”
“I want the girl, I want the girl”
“I`m gonna make her feel alright.
I want Maria no doubt about that!”
Clyde: “People in this village already think, that you are the one who killed their relatives. They gonna blame you, Sherif: “hell, I`m gonna send you”
Clyde: “back to prison” (thats where you belong)
Sherif: “Thats where you belong coz people like you are dangerous, thats what people think and thats what I think.” Both: “We really got you this time got you bye-bye the neck. Youre going into the electrical chair. They tie you up and fry you to death!!!!
“Cummona ova hea Butch and watch us fry you to death”
Fry you to death (many times more than you expect)
-(Clyde youre the best)
18. VOODOO ON YOU
Clyde: “I think we got him this time sherif, look hes lying down”
Sherif: “Yeah!” Clyde: “Yeah!”
Sherif: “Yeah… we sure got him this time… -Hey, Clyde look at the sky.”
Clyde: “What sky? What about the sky?”
Sherif: “Its wide open.”
Clyde: “Its him sherif, don`t you see its him? Look at the clouds it has changed into his face.”
Sherif: “Yeah, and look all the light coming out of his eyes. It hurts Clyde.”
Clyde: “Hey Sherif, take your pump-gun and shoot him down.”
Sherif: “Its not working. Hes a 100% bullet-proof.”
Clyde: “Shoot again! Nobodys a 100% bullet-proof.”
Sherif: “But he is!” Both: “Damn you Butcher, damn you!!”
Butcher: “Since the dawn of time you and I have met in several incarnations. But this time Clyde, I will keep you from breeding ever again.”
I live on the corner of the second street, I got a cellar into which I receed. I bite a chickens head off and let it bleed., I got important people to meet. I use needles, I use tools to drive him insane, I use needles, I use tools to drive him insane. I bite a chickens head off and let it bleed, I smear the chickens blood under my feet. I see some unborn see their future their past, I got importantpeople to meet. I crucify him again and again, I terrorize him as much as I can. He will be screaming run his head into the wall. He hears me laughing and then take his balls. Clyde, you little prick, you thought you`d get me…? You and your little pathetic shetif. You will never get me… never… never…
19. NECESSARY INFORMATION 5
Life was hard in the small village! A lot of people dissapeared and a lot of people accused Butcher for being the murderer.But he know this would happen. So he`d worked undercover with his voodoo thing and scared the shit out of Clyde and the Sherif. We already heard that Clydes balls disappeared, which changed his voice so much that he could sing in a Chathedrals boys choir. But thats not it. He controlled their dreams and thoughts and made them so scary and frightening that they wouldn`t dare go to sleep ever again. They both had enough of this voodoo torture so they went up to Judge Felix Fairtrial and asked for the death penalty. Choir: “Death penalty, Death penalty….. etc.”
Clyde: “Judge please charge us for murder, were the horrible killers that you heard of. Don`t think twice just put us in the chair, coz we are the ones who killed them all.”
21.NECESSARY INFORMATION 6
Confusion and anger was on its highest level in the small village now when two of the most respected members of the society had confessed to these murderous acts. But the people also knew that their honourable Judge Felix Fairtrial is going to give the hardest punishment for the criminals. The case is nowlying on Felix Fairtials desk. The Question is: Is he going to give them death penalty? Or even worse 30 years in a lonesome prison cell? Well see about that.
22.AT THE COURTHOUSE
Felix Fairtrial: “I am the Judge, I know when criminals are guilty (guilty) I know the difference between right and wrong (wraahaang) I got a mind of steel, a mind of justice I can save innocent souls. I`m in charge.
I`m the law, loyal and fair I can save innocent souls. I`m the Judge!”
“Don`t set them free, Judge don`t set them free!!”
Felix Fairtrial: “Clyde, are you ready?”
Felix Fairtrial: “You are found guilty of murder. (murda) And you, old sherif. You killed innocent souls. (souls) I`m going to take you both (take you both) and pass you over (Pass you over) to guard Ralph Abu O Reijly (Thats Felix Fairtrial) Thats right, I`m Felix; Felix Fairtrial!!! Dont be afraid nomore. I`m the Judge! (Judge Felix Fairtrial. Won`t set them free etc.)
23.NECESSARY INFORMATION 7
Felix Fairtrial was a fair and radical man and he worked very seriously to find hardest punishment for the criminals. The death-penalty was considered to be the hardest, but Fairtrial wasn`t sure that it was enough when it came to Clyde and the Sherif. So he came up with something harder.
He sentenced them both to 30 years in Fairtrial Prison under the watchful eye of the evil prison guard Abu O Reijly, who besides fucking his prisoners with a stick had a portuguise lover who he raped now and then.
Fairtrial went over to Clyde and the Sherif and he slapped them both in their faces.
Followed by a punch of his mighty hammer. He then grabbed him hard by the neck and handed them over to guard Abu O Reijly. The prisoners of course resisted but O Reijlys powerfull strenth wouldn`t allow them. He had a 100% control as he threw his new customers into the most darkest and godforsaken place on earth.
And he slammed the door.
THE FISCHER FONTAINE BAND WHAT A BAND
LARS FISCHER : BUTCHER VOCALS, PARKER BROWN (RADIO CRIME NEWS) AND TOOTHLESS SHERIF VOCALS
LOUIE FONTANE: BASS PLAYER,INFO SPEAK AND CLYDE – WHAT A MAN!
KASPER WINTHER: DRUMS
JONAS ROYAL MOLTKE- LETH: GUITARS
NICOLAJ JOSVASSEN: JUDGE VOCALS, HAMMOND
TORE EG: STUNT VOCALS
HENRIK SOGARD:PRISON FELLOW VOCALS
THOMAS FLERON: BEHIND THE BACKING VOCALS
HENRIK “SOLVBJERG”: NOSE VOCALS
JENS HEDEGARD: AMAZING SAW
JENS PEDERSEN: TUBA ON EVIL LETTER
ANDERS RAUFF: TUBA
JESPER RIIS: TRUMPET
PETER JENSEN: TROMBONE
ALL MUSIC LYRICS WRITTEN BY LOUIE FONTAINE EXCEPT
“BUTCHER WAVES HIS ANGRY FIST AT CLYDE” & “VOODOO ON YOU” BY LARS FISCHER.
RECORDING ENGINEER:TIM CAMPELL, VOODOO HOUSE.
SPEAK AND SPECIAL EFFECTS ENGINEER: MICHAEL KRIKAU, SAKS FILM.
MIXING ENGINEER: LARS LUNDHOLM, SUN STUDIO, COPENHAGEN.
HORNS ARRANGED BY ANDERS BANKE AND LOUIE FONTAINE.
CHOIR ARRANGEMENTS BY LARS FISCHER AND LOUIE FONTAINE.